And we all thought Cinderella was the hottest Disney girl…

Seems that Miley Cyrus has caught the eye of an older man with her sexy photos…a very older man!

Recently, Hugh Hefner, founder of the world-famous Playboy empire, seems to have taken interest in Miley’s sexy photos she had taken for Vanity Fair. Apparently, Hefner told Extra! that Miley would certainly be welcome to pose for him when she turned 18, stating, “She’s a very pretty lady.”

Wow, just when you thought people couldn’t get any more perverted, you have an 82-year-old man offering to take nude pictures of a pre-pubescent girl…and getting barely any shock from his request!

Hugh Hefner or no Hugh Hefner, that’s disgusting no matter how rich and famous you are. Good thing he only dates blondes…

 

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“Brangelina”- Give Orphan Annie a Chance

Don’t get me wrong-I think it’s great that Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie do positive things with their celebrity statuses. Adopting children, belonging to the United Nations; you can’t respect them more than that.

But considering there are 76,00+ orphans that live in America, why not adopt from your own country as well? I think it’s weird that they only adopt children from other countries and the only American children they have in their family are ones they give birth to. Angelina has even reported saying they want to adopt a child from every continent- Um, this isn’t like collecting coins. These are children, and if you’re opening your home to them, why not take in an orphaned child from your own country?

But I guess a woman who once wore a vial of blood around her neck doesn’t always follow the norm, now does she?

Alba Needs the Definition of a “Role-Model”…

I’m sure everyone remembers when Jessica Alba was furious at Playboy when they released their celebrity issue, placing her on the cover and rewarding her with the title of “Sex Star of the Year.” Saying it hurt her reputation and arguing it was a huge disappointment to her young fans, Alba threatened to sue the magazine, until they offered to donate to a charity of her choice.

Although that story is old news, what’s not is that Jessica is expecting a baby girl next month with boyfriend Cash Warren.

And while she receives so much praise for being so sweet and sexy, I want to know why it’s okay for Jessica to have a child without being married, yet a picture of her in a bikini in a magazine is what she considers inappropriate? A snapshot from a movie placed in a magazine is disappointing to your fans, yet having a child out of wedlock should be celebrated?

To want to keep a reputation from being tarnished is one thing, but being a hypocrite and forgetting how to be a gracious celebrity is another. My thoughts for Jessica are to gain a little humility and learn what being a role-model is really all about.

Mountains out of mole”Hills”

For someone who seems to have so much going for her, Lauren Conrad is teetering on becoming your typical, L.A. reality t.v. bitch.

Unless, you’ve been living under a rock for the past year, almost everyone is aware of the ongoing feud between MTV’S hit show “The Hills” stars Lauren Conrad (also known as “L.C.”) and Heidi Montag. With sex tape rumors, nasty boyfriends, revealing tell-all interviews, it’s no wonder why these girls absolutely despise each other.

And although their cat-fights and magazine rumors offer great ratings make for interesting television, it also makes L.C. look like an unforgiving snob who can’t accept an apology and get over herself. All I ever see on this show is her talking crap about Heidi and crying over something that happened last season. And while she pretends to be over it, the reality is that when you’re over something, you stop bringing it up.

My advice to the so called “sweetheart” of reality t.v. is to grow up and move on with your life. Quit the pettiness and put yourself into something productive. Try doing something positive with your new found fame, like start a charity.

However, in her case, it would probably be called “Hate Heidi Awareness Week.”

Rock of Love…more like Rock of Lies

 

Was I ever so angry when I saw the finale of Rock of Love 2 with Bret Michaels! First of all, I love the show, but I hate to watch because I am a huge Bret Michaels and Poison fan, so seeing him hook up with other girls tugs at my heartstrings a bit. But, I tried to be a good sport about it and pick the girl who I thought he should end up with.

Well, I couldn’t have been more disappointed when he picked Ambre Lake, a 37-year old actress from Alabama. Now I do agree that Bret should be with someone closer to his age; he’s 44. But, someone her age, although she is not old by any means, should not be announcing on live television that she isn’t wearing any underwear. That seems to scream desperation to me. 

Secondly, she ripped on all the other girls for being on there for fame and notoriety, yet receives no backlash for being a television personality. The part I love most about her fakeness is that she even posts her resume at www.famousvh1friends.com, a site where participants in the show can interact with their fans. The whole point of the website is to tell others about yourself, not to try to promote yourself. She also posts a link to her “official” website, www.ambrelake.com, including in her acting experiences “Rock of Love: 2″ starring as Ambre. Umm, why the hell does your occupation matter if you are on the show to find love? Everyone wanted her to win because she was “real”, but you can’t get more fake than when you have to use falling in love as an excuse to spice up your resume.

Hopefully, Bret sees right through her and realizes she’s only on the show to become famous. However, I don’t think she’ll get very far, because most people are not comfortable imagining someone their mother’s age going commando. That is just soooo wrong. Ambre Lake…more like Ambre Fake.